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Etiquette



  • 1. I don't sell sex.
  • 2. I offer myself as company and entertainment.
  • 3. I don't talk about sex and neither should you!
  • 4. Book in advance and remember rates are for my time.
  • 5. Leave the donation on the dresser or coffee table in plain view.
  • 6. Have your ID available, I may wish to see it.



Tips for Escort Etiquette 



In order to enjoy the services of an escort, you need to learn how to discuss their services correctly. In order to discuss anything intelligently, you need knowledge. Escorts do not sell sex! As a matter of fact, you can pretty much insure yourself a really bad experience with any escort if you ask her how much it would cost to have sex with you.

Escorts are like any other woman. If you are nice, clean, respectful, polite, and fun to be with, she will probably like you enough to consider getting closer to you, but you have to do your part first. If you walk into this with any expectations, you'll only disappoint and frustrate yourself.

Leave the donation for her time on the dresser. All escorts will tell you what they expect in pay, before you get there. Don't make the escort ask you for money.  You'll only look like an amateur or a schmuck trying to rip her off!

Don't talk about sex. Period!

Have your ID available, if asked, for the escort to examine if she chooses. If you don't trust your escort enough to see your ID, then you need to look elsewhere for companionship. Escorts will be so much more comfortable with you and you will have a better experience if you follow this advice.

Never haggle over the charges. If the charges are too high, or out of your limits, there is nothing wrong with saying thanks but no thanks, that was more than you had in mind to spend, thank the management or the playmate who you're speaking with and move on. Trying to negotiate the price will result in a less polite treatment!

Trying to haggle or ask explicit questions like "what is full service?" or "what does that include?" will result in a less polite treatment and your conversation will be immediately terminated!

Please remember POLITENESS COSTS NOTHING!




Before the Appointment



Good personal hygiene is a must.

Take a shower particularly paying attention to your under arms, private parts, and clean your teeth.

The chances of a lady willing to participate in, well anything, even conversation, is unlikely if you smell like old sweaty gym socks.

She is unlikely to let you kiss her with your breath smelling like 4 week old milk, and she will not be impressed about you fumbling around in her expensive lingerie if your fingernails have the contents of a bag fertilizer underneath them.

Have a shave. Not many ladies like being sanded down by a five o'clock shadow.

Put on a pair of clean underwear as it's only the polite thing to do!

Alcohol - A gin and tonic to help you with your nerves or a brandy to arouse you is OK .Ten bottles of beer is not a good idea. Alcohol is a depressant rather than a stimulant and beer is a turn off.

Presents - Though presents are never expected or required, every woman loves them.




Together at Last



The more of a gentleman you are, the easier it is for her to create a sensual, memorable encounter!

Conversation - Be courteous, have small talk. For better results, offer her a drink of her choice.

Please do not engage in any illegal activity such as using drugs in the company of the lady nor ask her to join you in that, as it will end in termination of your encounter with no refund! I do not tolerate illegal drugs, activity or threatening behavior.

In the event that you do not wish to part ways at the end of our arranged time together, you may choose to extend. Additional donation is requested at the time we agree to extend. In most cases I will be able to accommodate, but please take no offense if I am not free to continue.

The few privileged gentlemen I do choose to share a cravable encounter with are capable of following this etiquette, yay them! 

I love nothing more than spending time with a well-mannered gentleman with a great sense of humor.


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I am a professional escort NOT a prostitute. Therefore, the fees required, or money exchanged for legal adult personal services for modeling is simply for time and companionship ONLY. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter of personal choice and personal preferences between two or more consenting adults of legal age and is not contracted for, nor is it requested to be contracted for in any manner. This is not an offer of, and or for solicitation or prostitution. Fees charged are for time spent only. I do reserve the right to decline appointments, as I deem necessary. By contacting me (either through phone or email) you agree to ALL of these terms and hereby CERTIFY that you are not part of any law enforcement agency using this advertisement for entrapment or for arrest. This is a contract you agree to by contacting me. I have legal representation and know my rights fully.
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